100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi | Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019

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100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


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100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


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 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#1__
Kuch ladkiya mere status ko ese ignor karti hai,
jaise unke khu ke status gulzar, kamal hasan jaisi hastiya padte ho..!!

__#2__
Zuram bas itna hai mera sahib... main uski saheli pe marta hu..!!

__#3__
Shayari likhne se ladkiya impress hoti hai esa suna hai.....
Chalo Valentines Day tak ye bhi karke dekh lete hai..!!

__#4__
Badnaam to sala daru ko kiya jata hai..
kidni to sala meegi bhi khrab karta hai....!!

__#5__
Izzat kiya kro hmari,
Warna Girlfriend Pta Lenge Tumhari...!!


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#6__
Ek ladki ke aage uski saheli ki tarif karna..
Petrol Pump par sigrate pine ke brabar hai...!!

__#7__
Jab samay hi waist karna hai to,
facebook chala ker sabke sath kru, akele ke sath kya kru...!!

__#8__
Tu hmari brabri kya krega Pakistan
Jams brand jaise log to hmare yahan gutka bechte hai..!!

__#9__
Dil ki bas ek hi tamna hai,
ki zor zor se tali bjau aur bich me uska sar hi...!!

__#10__
Mana dil samandar hai mera, 
par kasam aapki machli ek bhi nhi hai...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#11__
Ye nya saal aapki zindgi me dhmaal mchaye,
aap ek GF ki duaa kro aur char aaye...!!

__#12__
Pyar me kuch aur ho ya na ho,
magar phone zaroor silent ho jata hai...!!

__#13__
Hum 2 tarah ki ladkiya bilkul bhi pasand nhi karte :
1- mujhse baat nhi karne wali,
2-dusre ladko se baat karne wali....!!

__#14__
Meri har galti ye soch kar maaf kar dena dost...ki tum kon se sharif ho..??


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#15__
Log bdi besabri se nye saal ka wait kyu karte hai.....
kyuki ukhadna agle saal bhi kuch nhi hota...!!

__#16__
Kuch ladkiya to is kadar khoobsurat hoti hai,
ki ladke apne man me hi....khud ko reject kar dete hai...!!

__#17__
Apne dosto ko hmesha suna kro,
kyuki unke ghar me unki koi nhi sunta...!!

__#18__
Wo jab tak Girfriend thi tab tak jaan thi,
shadi ke baad to jaan lewa ho gyi...!!

__#19__
Kaam esa kro ki TV par aao, CCTV pe nhi...!!

__#20__
Pad lete ho tum mujhe har baar,
ye wo blue lines gawah hai whatsapp ki...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#21__
Na dhundna mujhe is dunia ki tanhayi me....
bohut thand hai aur main ghusa pda hu rzayi me...!!

__#22__
Moot aur mohubbat to bus naam se badnaam hai,
asli dard to SLOW INTERNET deta hai...!!

__#23__
Choti si baat se dost ko dushman bna diya,
jab mene balb ki jagah pankha chala diya...!!

__#24__
jane kab aayega wo din jab hum dono,
ek hi baat par ldege, ladka hoga ya ladki...!!

__#25__
Aajkal ke har aashiq ki ab to yahi kahani hai,
majnu chahta hai laila ko, laila kisi aur ki diwani hai...!!


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#26__
Lakdi ki kathi, kathi pe ghora,
girlfriend ke bhai ne mere dost thobra fora...!!

__#27__
Sardiyo ka ek fayda to hai.....garmi nhi lagti...!!

__#28__
Hum ti mmi ke itne like bache hai ki, jab tak mmi subah uthne ke liye na bole,
tab tak mjal hai ki aankhe bhi khole...!!

__#29__
Shadi-shuda log kuwaro se jyada jeete hai,
lekin jeete jee marne ki duaa bhi wohi mangte rahte hai...!!

__#30__
Jo dost kaha karta tha zindgi bhar sath nibhaunga,
trafik police ko dekhte hi mujhe raste me chod gya...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#31__
Paise ki baat na kar pagli,
jitna tune dekha nhi hoga,
utna mene udar lekar rakha hai...!!

__#32__
Wakt bohut keemti hota hai.                        
isliye apna nhi dusro ka wakt barwad kre...!!

__#33__
chahe sara jug rooth jaye....mujhe iski parwah nhi,
bas ek meri maa ki bahu nhi ruthni chahiye....!!

__#34__
Hum to esi ladki ptayege jo ho sabse hatke,
jise dekh ke lge dil ko 440volt ke jhatke...!!

__#35__
Kya fayda ese google ka,
jise ye bhi pta nhi Exam me kon sa question aayega...!!


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#36__
Kamiya to bohut hai mujhme,
par koi nakal kar to dekho, thobra na suja du to kahna...!!

__#37__
Ladki to har koi pta leta hai,
ptana hai to kismat ko ptao jo hmara sath de...!!

__#38__
Are pagali tu kya jaane...hum to news bhi dj par sunte hai...!!

__#39__
Kuch logo ko meri yaad tab aati hai,
jab chamtkar wale msg ko bhejne ke liye 11 log nhi milte...!!

__#40__
Shadi usi se karna jiske liye dil razi ho,
warna ghar wale to catreena tak ke liye razi nhi hote...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019



__#41__
Zindgi rahi to sath nibhaunga dost,
agar bhul gya to samaj lena shadi ho gyi...!!


__#42__
Kashmir jaisi ho gyi hai zindgi,
khoobsurat to bohut hai....par babal hi babal hai...!!


__#43__
Kuch logo ki mohubbat to sarkaari hoti hai,
na to file aage badti hai, na hi mamla band hota hai....!!


__#44__
Jo dost kaha karta tha zindgi bhar sath nibhaunga,
trafik police ko dekhte hi mujhe raste me chod gya...!!


__#45__
Dil aur dimag zid par ade hai,
dono sale ek hi ladki ke piche pde hai...!!


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#46__
Girlfriend ke sath to DP hum bhi dal sakte hai,
lekin unka kahna hai, ki chup kar mohubbat karne ka mza hi kuch aur hai...!!


__#47__
humse ki dosti to naam poore shahar me hoga,
aur humse ki dushmani to aakhiri naam sita-ram hoga..!!


__#48__
Pdayi kro fail hone se mat dro,
line maro sandal padne se mat dro,
parpose kro chappal khane se mat dro,
kyuki geeta me likha hai karm kro fal ki chinta mat kro...!!


__#49__
Itna to bagula bhi machli pakdne ke liye chonch nhi marta hoga,
jitna aajkl ki ladkiya selfi nikalne ke liye hont nikanti hai...!!


__#50__
Har galti sirf sorry bolne se maaf nhi hoti,
kuch galtiyo ke liye thapad marna bhi zaruri hai...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#51__
Kahte hai pyar me bhukh pyas sab mit jaati hai,
to ye Lover KFC aur McDonald me garwa khelne jate hai kya...!!

__#52__
Unko kahna ki tumhara apne aap pe itna naaz acha nhi hota,
yaad hai na ek din hanste huye tumhari naak se gubara nikla tha...!!

__#53__
Aaj mene maa se puch : maa main jeevan ne aage badne ke liye kya kru?
maa ne bde pyar se bola pathar le aur sabse pahle ye phone fod...!!
"Meri Pyari Maa"

__#54__
Subah subah Facebook, twitter aur whatsapp par 3-4 kilomeetar tak ungliya sarkana,
ise bhi morning walk kaha jata hai...!!

__#55__
Beta pdayi kaise chal rhi hai,
bas uncle chalte chalte bohut door challi gyi mijhse,


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#56__
Ye saal bohut saaf sutra gusra...sadko pe sfayi ki baat karte karte,
Modi Ji...kab tijori tak pohunch gye pta hi nhi chala...!!

__#57__
Tu kal bhi dil me thi aaj bhi dil me hai...
bas kal tak favorite list me the...aaj block list me hai...!!

__#58__
Sharab aur mera kyi baar breckup ho chuka hai,
par kamwakt har bar mujhe mna leti hai...!!

__#59__
Zindgi ne zindgi bhar gam diye,
ladkiyo ne jitne bhi numbar diye sab ke sab band diye...!!

 __#60__
Paran satya : kitni bhi mountain dew piyo....
par dar to daru peene se hi door hota hai...!!


Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#61__
Kon kahta hai ki Indian me sharam lihaz nhi hota hai..
..
Hum to gais silendar ko bhi chadar me lapetkar le jate hai...!!

__#62__
Kuch mohubbte isliye bhi juda ho jati hai kyuki,
11th class pohunchte hi maths, bio, commarce alag alag ho jate hai....!!

__#63__
Jane kyu gurur hai use husan par apne,
lagta hai uska...aadhar card abhi bna nhi...!!

__#64__
English ki kitaab ban gyi ho tum,
psnad to aati ho lekin samjh nhi..!!

__#65__
Brightness Life me honi chahiye,
warna darkness to Facebook aur Whatsapp use karne walo ke fature me bhi hai...!!


100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#66__
Kash suraj ki bhi biwi hoti to...use thoda to control me rakhti...!!

__#67__
Pagli ti facebook ki bat karti hai,
Hum to OLX par bhi ladki set kar lete hai...!!

__#68__
Mohubbat ke har raste me dard hi dard milega,
me soch rha hu us raste par medical khol lu mast chalega...!!

__#69__
Beti bchao, beti pdao, aur.......Inko dhang se driving bhi sikhao.....bal bal bcha hu abhi...!! 


__#70__
Dear girls Kitna bhi makeup kar lo,
aajkl ke bache ek nazar me dekhkar bta sakte hai didi bolna hai ya aunty...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#71__
Kuch ladkiya bohut sundar hone ke baad bhi ghamand nhi karti,
aur kuch bhutniyo ka to baham jata hi nhi...!!

__#72__
Apne desh me ray dene walo ki koi kami nhi,
is par aapki kya ray hai...!!

__#73__
Jab dusro ko train me baithane jao to pura diba hi hsinao se bhara rahta hai,
sala jis din khud baithne jao sab 60+ wale bhare milte hai...!!

__#74__
Jawani me itne kand kro ki..budapa bas sunane me nikal jaye...!!

__#75__
Ladki ki hansi aur kute ki khamoshi par kabhi bharosa nhi karna chahiye...!!

__#76__
Aajkl private school ki madam ki umar itni kam ho gyi hai ki,
bache side ptane ke jugad me lad jate hai...!!

__#77__
Meri Girlfriend bhi iPhone 10 jaisi hai...Abhi tak lonch nhi huyi...?

__#78__
Na pimpl wali chahiye, na dimpal wali chahiye,
hume to bus simple wali chahiye...!!

__#79__
Duniya me har insaan ka alag naam hai,
lekin jab hum bheed me aawaz lgate hai,
"abe kmine" kasam se 10 me se 8 log palat kar dekhte hai...!!

__#80__
Breckup wali ladki dum kuchali wali nagin ki tarah hoti hai...
ghayal bhale ho mahar zahar poora hota hai...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019



100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi
100+ Latest Whatsaapp Status In Hindi


__#81__
Wo rishta hi kya jiske end pe dono ek dusre ko whatsapp aur facebook par BLOCK na kar de...!!

__#82__
Sale ajeeb dost mile hai .. agar main mar bhi gya to,
meri kabar par ek selfi khinch kar post krege........"Me and My Friend at Shamshan-ghat"...!!

__#83__
badti huyi mahgayi aur ghat-ti huyi kmayi ko dekh kar,
aadhar card nhi balki....udhar card ki zarurat ho gyi hai...!!

__#84__
Jab bohut pyar ho chuka tha, 
tab usne bta ki ye DP meri nhi hai....!!

__#85__
Aajkl to bacho ke itne nambar aate hai 98.8%, 99.2%. 99.6% Hume to sirf itna bukhar aata hai..!!

__#86__
Paran satya : kitni bhi mountain dew piyo....
par dar to daru peene se hi door hota hai...!!

__#87__
Facebook aur Whatsapp par Girk ka status....My Dady Is My Hero
Jaise hmare papa to Gabbar Singh hai...!!

__#88__
Khoya huaa mobile aur bank me udhar di gyi pen,
agar wapis mil jaye to samajh lena ki ganga nha liye...!!

__#89__
Jis din wo meri salamti ki duaa karti hai...
us din gold flag bhi jeb me toot jati hai...!!


 Top Whatsapp Status In Hindi 2019


__#90__
Wo meri jaan aur main uski jaan,
baki sab mere bhaijaan...!!

__#91__
GF ko to log yu hi badnaam karte hai,
takleef to uska best friend deta hai..!!

__#92__
Aadmi kabhi bhi itna jhoota nhi hota..
agar aurat itne sawal nhi karti..!!

__#93__
Ese samay me jee rhe hai jahan 10 min ki mulakaat me shadi fix kar dete hai,
lekin 1-1 ghante ke 5 interview lene ke baad bhi nokri nhi dete...!!

__#94__
Agar paisa ped par ugta to,
ladkiya bandro se bhi set ho jati hai...!!

__#95__
Humne socha tha ki har mod par yaad krege tujhe par kamwakt puri sadak hi sidi nikti koi mod hi nhi aaya...!!

__#96__
Police walo ka charitar kitna bhi khrab ho,
logo ke charitar parman patr police wale hi bnate hai...!!

__#97__
Aajkl ladkiya bhi ladko se kam nhi,
mazal hai ki ghar ka koi kaam kar le....!!

__#98__
Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki meri zindgi me jitne bhi dukh hai,
wo sabh bhagwan wala msg 10 logo ko forword na karne se hi aaye hai...!!

__#99__
Jeevan kya hai..?
Office aur trafic se bacha huaa samay...!!

__#100__
Duniya ka sabse majboot rishta hai mein aur mera mobile....!!

__#101__
Bhukamp se dar nhi lagta sahib....dar to sirf is baat ka hai ki kahin,
JOI ke Towar na gir jaye....!!

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