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Funny Shayari In Hindi 

1) Dil ki tamana hai ki tujhe palko pe baitha du.....
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Par ti 72 kilo ki hai....
dil ko kaise samjau.....!!

2) Ek wife ke suvichar.......
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kash tum adrak hote....
kasam se, jee bhar ke kut-ti....!!

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3) Shayar ghar me wife ke sath baitha hai,
tabhi girlfriend ki col aati hai...
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shayar ne apni GF ko bola..
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hawa ki lahre ban ke meri khidki mat khatkhata,
main band khidki me tufaan sambhal ke baitha hu....

4) Yeh hmara mobile hai,
patidev se bhi pyara hai,

uthte hi mobile ke darshan pahle pau me,
pati parmeshvar ko ese me bas bhul hi jau me,

madhym aanch par chay bnau me,
whatsapp ko padti jau me,

chay ubal kar ho gyi kada,
chila rha patidev hmara,

kone me earphone lgara,
ab mene facebook hai chalaya,

roti ban ne ki bari aayi,
daal gais par chada kar aayi,

itne me saheli ka phone aaya,
parti ka usne sandesh sunaya,

karne lgi me baat pyari,
itne me bhindi ho gyi krari,

sasu jee chawa na payi,
man hi man wo khoob badbdayi,

sasur jee baithe hai bathroom me,
khatm to gya tanki me pani,

candy-crush game me ulagh gyi thi me,
moter chalu karna hi bhul gyi thi me,

Grup ki admin ban kar hai naam bohut kmaya,
sabke ghar ki bahuo ko apne hi saath uljhaya,

bacho ki marksheet ke markes hi ese aaye,
jo pati parmeshvar ke dil ko na hai bhaye,

use dekh patidev ne singham roop hai bnaya,
'aata majhi satakli' humko hai sunaya,

ghar ka bja rha hai bahra,
esa hai mobile hmara.

5) Cham cham karti chandni
tim tim karte taare.....
koi message nhi bhej raha
mar gye kya saare.......

6) Lalu chacha dur ke
chara khaye chur ke
nitish ko diya pyali me
samdhi ko diya thali me
nitish gye rooth
gatbandhan gya toot....!!

7) Mashoor huye wo jo kabhi kabil na the aur to aur....
kamwakt manzil bhi unhe mili jo race me shamil na the.

8) Zindhi ek jang hai,
jab tak biwi sang hai,
seeta se pyar kiya to ram ban gye,
radha se pyar kiya to shayam ban gye,
zabrdsti pyar kiya to aasaram ban gye,
aur kisi se pyar nhi kiya to bawa ramdev ban gye...!!

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9) Ek ladka achanak ladki dekhkar shayar ban gya,
'lafz tere, geet mere,
gazal koi suna dalu kya'

ladki boli.....
'hath mere, gaal tere,
kan ke niche baja daalu kya'

10) Chuho ko lagi billi gori gori,
dono lge milne chori chori,

chuha bola.....
aao khele aankh micholi,
billi chuho ko kha kar boli,
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Jaanu sorry..!
I Hate Love Story..!

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11) madam, bacho se......
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teri copy aur pen kahan hai??
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bacha...
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mam jab se aapko dekha kya copy kya pen,
tere mast mast do nain, mere dil ka le gye chain,
kho gyi copy, gum ho gya pen.

12) jab?
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group me message hi nhi karna hai to,
smart phone le kar redio le lo.....!!

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13) Mirza galib kamar tod mehgayi aur gribi se tang aakar,
daku ban gye aur dkaiti karne bank gye.......
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bank me enter hote hi hwayi fire karte huye arz kiya...
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takdeer me jo hai wohi milega,
hands-up koi apni jagah se nhi hilega....!
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galib ne unchi aawaz me arz kiya..
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Bohut koshish karta hu uski yado ko bhulane ki,
dhyan rhe koi koshish na krna police bunale ki,
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fir cashear ki kanpati me banduk rakhte huye kaha....
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ae khuda tu kuch khab meri aankho se nikal de,
jo kuch bhi hai jaldi se is beg me daal de,
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cash lene ke bad galib ne locker ki taraf ishara karke cashear se kaha...
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jajbato ko na samjhne wala ishq kya sambhalega,
locker ka paisa kya tera baap bahar nikalega,
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jate jate ek aur hwayi fire karte arz kiya...
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bhula de mujhko kya jata hai tera,
mar dunga goli jo kisi me peecha kiya mera.

14) Dushmano ki mahfil me chal rhi thi mere ktal ki taiyari,
main pohuncha to bole, yar bohut lambi umar hai tumhari..!

15) Wo chat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
bazu wali bhi aayi kapde sukhane ke bhane,
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biwi ne dekha ye hasin nazara,
wo danda le aayi bandar bhgane ke bahane,

16) Palat dunga mai sari dunia ae khuda,
bas rzayi me se niklne ki takat de de...!

17) galib farmate hai........
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chali jati hai aaye dino wo buti-parlar me yu,
unka maksad hai misale-hur ho jana,
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magar ye baat kisi begam ki samaj me kyu nhi aati,
mumkin hi nhi kishmish ka fir se angoor ho jana.

18) A little story
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ek chore ek gar me ghusa
sab so rhe the usne sab ko dwayi sungha kar behosh kar diya
tijori todkar dekha sabhi note 2000 aur 500 ke the
chor ko bohut gussa aaya
wo ghar ke sabhi logo ki ungli me sihayi laga kar chala gya

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19) Note rakhto ho hzaro me
kuch din to guzaro kataro me..!

20) Zee News par banko me line me khade sab log khush the,
Aaj Tak par logo ko thodi takleef ho rahi thi,
aur NDTV par line me khade logo ki moot ho rhi thi,
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umre draz mang kar laye the char din,
do kamane me lag gye, aur do badalwane me.

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21) Badalwa de mere note ae galib,
ya wo jagah bta de jahan line nhi hai...!

22) Aaj ka gyan...
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jab paap ka ghara bhar jaye to..
ghara hatakar dram lga dena chahiye...!

23) Jinko hum chunte hai..
wo hi hume dhunte hai...
chahe biwi ho ya neta...
dono kahan sunte hai...!

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24) Abki baar modi sarkaar sun sun kar pak chuke hai...
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to suniye kuch nya...!!
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surkshit kale mere baal,
pagal ho gay kejriwal,
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chawn-prash ho ya sona chandi,
nhi jeetega rahul gandhi,
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upr chatri niche chaya,
bhag akhilesh modi aaya.

25) Patni ki taraf se pati ke liye shayari....
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kabhi kabhi mere dil me yeh khyal aata hai....
kabhi kabhi mere dil me yeh khyal aata hai....
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jab tu raat ko 11:30 bje so jaata hai,
to agle din swere tera whatsapp
Last Seen At 2:30am kyu btata hai....?

26) Mujhe itna bhi mat ghuma ae zindgi,
main shahar ka shayar hu, MRF ka tire nhi...!

27) Mere ek facebook friend ne post kiya ki....
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"kash ki tum moot hoti, ek din hi sahi meri to hoti"
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to mene bhi comment kar diya ki bhai....
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"agar wo moot hoti to ek din sabki hoti"
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bhai ne turant Unfriend kar diya....
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btayiye ab to logik bhi dena galat ho gay...!!

28) Jali ko aag kahte hai....
bhuji ko rakh kahte hai....
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jiski miscol dekhte hi insaan ghar aa jaye...
use biwi ki dhaak kahte hai....!!

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29) Rabba dukh na dena mere dost ko....
chahe mujhe sukho ka pahad de de.....
nyi cycle par ghume mera dost...
mujhe bhale hi purani BMW car de de....!!

30) Aap kre na kre yad humko,
hum aapko yad krege,
mobile ke saath dafnana,
network mila to kabr se bhi SMS bindaas krege...!!

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31) Hume to apno ne loota gairo me kahan dam tha,
meri kishti bhi wahan doobi jahan pani kam tha...
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tum to the hi gadhe, tumhare bheje me kahan dam tha,
wahan kishti lekar gye hi kyu, jahan paani kam tha...!!

32) Gitaar sikha tha yaro usko ptane ke liye,
aaj offer aaya hai uski shadi me bjane ke liye...!!

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33) Jisne jalwazi me shadi ki,
usne apna jeevan bigad liya...
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wah wah..
wah wah...
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Aur jisne soch samaj kar ki...
usne kon saa teer mar liya...!!

34) Cham cham kardi chandni, tom tim karde tare...
koi message nhi bhej rha mar gye hai kya saare...!!

35) Mere kamre me udte hai badal,
mere kamre me udte hai badal,
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main kuch bhi likhu, padte hai pagal...!!

36) Arz kiya hai....
beyizati aur biwi ajeev chij hoti hai....
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gor farmayiyega......
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beyizati aur biwi ajeev chij hoti hai....
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achi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai...!!

37) Is garmi ka aalam,
bas itna samajh le galib,
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kapde dhote hi sukh jate hai,
aur pahnte hi geele ho jate hai..!!

38) Palko ko jhuka kar salam karte hai,
dil ki har duaa aapke nam karte hai...!!

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39) Palko ko jhuka kar salam karte hai,
dil ki har duaa aapke naam karte hai,
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kabool ho to muskura dete,
aapki muskuraht pe, puri colgate company kurbaan karte hai...!!

40) Ek aadmi kumbh mere me pray kar rha tha.....
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hey prabhu, nyay kro...
hey prabhu, nyay kro....
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hmesha bhai-bhai ko bichdte dekha hai kumbh me....
kabhi pati-patni par bhi try kro....!!

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41) Arz kiya hai.....
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LIC wale bhi gazab dhate hai.....
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wah wah..
wah wah..
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LIC wale bhi gazab dhate hai.....
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Dusri ki biwio ke pas ghanto baithkar,
unhe unke pati ki moot ke fayde samjate hai....!

42) Maa bache se...
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tu pura saal nhi padta aur....
Exams aate hi kitabo me lag jata hai.... kyu..?
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bacha....
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kyuki lahro ka skoon to sabhi ko pasand hai,
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lekin tufano me kishti nikalne ka mza hi kuch aur hai...!
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maa...
idr aa.. kutte...
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tujhe me bnati hu taitainik ka driver......!!

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43) Chuhe ka sehra suhana lagta hai
chuhiya ka to dil diwana lagta hai..
pal bhar me kaise kutrte hai kapde
ab to har kapda purana lagta hai.....!!
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saat rango se bna kapko ka ye sangam
kaat dete hai ye kapde bankar ke singham...
har kapda singham se bchana padta hai
kapdo ka ab to takiya bnana padta hai...!

44) Barsaat huyi aur bhig gye hum,
wah...wah...
wah... wah...
Barsaat huyi aur bhig gye hum,
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rajnikant ne fook mari aur sukh gye hum...!!


45) Wo mud mud ke dekh rhe the hume,
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Hum mud mud ke dekh rhe the unhe,
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wo hume, hum unhe,
hum unhe, wo hume,
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kyuki priksha me..
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na unhe kuch aata tha, na hume..!

46) Pahle wo meri GF thi,
main bilta tha aur wo sunti thi,
fir wo meri mangetar bani,
wo bolti thi aur me sunta tha,
jab se wo meri biwi bani,
hum dono bolte hai aur,
mohalla sunta hai...!!

47) zra gor se suniyega......
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babri hokar ishq me yaro, wo kamal kar baithi,
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babri hokar ishq me yaro, wo kamal kar baithi,
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likha.. I Love You, aur Send To All kar baithi.

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48) Aaj ka der se aaya vichar...
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rozgaar hai to sombar hai,
warna sato din raviwar hai....!
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roye wo is kadar,
uski laash se lipat kar...!
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ki laash khud uth kar boli,
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Le tu mar jaa pahle,
upar hi chade jaa rha hai itni garmi me...!!
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Kyuki akbiraaj kabir jee ne kaha hai,
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kal kre so aaj kar, aaj kre so ab,
network busy ho jayega to wish kroge kab..?

49) karina ko ladka huaa,
bilkul kala,
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saif ne kaha...
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tu gori, mai gora
ladka kaise kala...?
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krina boli...
Tu hot, Me hot...
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jal gya sala...!!

50) Patni ghar ki raani hai..
karti apni manmaani hai..
kam btao to chid jayegi...
shopping krao to khil jayegi...!!

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