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Dosto zindgi me hansna bohut hi zruri hai. Jo insaan hamesha khush rahta hai un logo ki taraf sabhi attrect hote hai. Is liye aaj hum aapke liye kuch funny shayari in hindi le kar aaye hai jis se aapke chehre par hmesha muskan bani rahegi. Dosto in sabhi shayari ko aap maze ke sath pdiye aur sath hi sath facebook aur whatsaap par apne friends ke sath share bhi kare taki aapke chahne walo ke chehre par bhi muskan bani rhe.

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Hum tanha hi chale the zindgi ka dahi banane,

bindiaa milti gyi... rayata banta gya"

"Chand ko tod dunga, suraj ko fod dunga,

tu ek bar han kar de to pahle wali ko chod dunga"

Chand ko tod dunga

"Dil do kisi ek ko aur wo bhi kisi nek ko,

mandir ka parsad nhi, jo bant do har ek ko"

"Girfriend 2-4 Honi chahiye,

ek to dayan bhi thi"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Rahta hai ibbat me hume moot ka khatra,

hum yad khuda karte hai kar le na khuda yad"

"Wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai,

Wo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hai,

ye to unke bache hi kamwakt hai,

jo hume mama mama bulate hai"

"Ae khuda hichkiyo me kuch to fark dala hota,

ab kaise pata karu ki kon se wali yad kar rahi hai"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Arz kiya hai...

bahar aane se pahle khiza aa gyi,

aur fool khilne se pahle bakri aa gyi"

bahar aane se pahle khiza aa gyi

"Is se jyada dushmani ki intaha kya hogi galib,

toilet ki tanki me koi barf dal gya"

"Tumhara saya ban kar taumar sath nibhayege,

har ek kadam tumhari raho ko foolo se sajayege,

agar moot ne juda kar bhi diya hume tumse,

to tumhari khidki ke samne wale ped par,

pret ban kar ulte latak jayege"

"Zulfo me fulo ko saja ke aayi,

chehre se dupatta utha ke aayi,

kisi ne pucha aaj badi khubsurat lag rahi hai,

humne kaha shyad aaj naha ke aayi hai"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Hum bhi jane man tere liye taj mahal bnayege,

araz kiya hai,

hum bhi jene man tere liye taj mahal bnayege,

ek cup subah aur ek cup sham ko pilayege"

"Pyar mohubbat sabh dhokha hai,

padhai kar lo beta abhi moka hai"

Pyar mohubbat sabh dhokha hai

"Chandni rat me nazar to sabh kuch aata hai galib,

bas mitti aur tatti me fark nazar nhi aata"

Chandni rat me nazar to sabh kuch 

"Arz kiya hai..

wo kahti hai apne bhayiyo se, mere aashiq ko yu na pito,

zra gor farmayiyega,

wo kahti hai apne bhayiyo se, mere aashiq ko yu na pito,

bada ziddi hai ye kamina, pahle kutte ki tarah ghasito"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"ladkiyo se pyar na karna kyuki, dikhti hai hire ki tarah,

lagti hai khir ki tarah, dil me chubti hai tir ki tarah,

aur chod jati hai fakir ki tarah"

"Mohubbat na sahi mukadma hi kar de,

tarikj dar tarikh mulakat to hogi"

"Tera pyar bhi 500 ke note jaisa hai,

dar lagta hai kahin nakli to nhi"

"Ye jo hasino ke lambe bal hote hai,

bas ladko ke fasane ka jal hote hai,

na jane kitno ka khun piya hoga inhone,

isliye to inke hont lal hote hai"

Ye jo hasino ke lambe bal hote hai

"Tujhe pane ke liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu,

tere pyar me jee to kya mar bhi sakta hu,

fir bhi tu nhi mili to mujhe koi gam nhi,

ye tarika kisi dusri par bhi set kar sakta hu

Funny Shayari In Hindi

Itne pade hai dande teri gali me,

arman ho gye thande teri gali me,

ek hath me hai kanghi julfe swarte hai,

gadege aashiqi ke ghande teri gali me

Ab kya btaye zalim kaise guzarte hai,

sunday teri gali me monday teri gali me,

seene pe hath rakh kar tujko pukarte hai,

jab marte hai pathar log teri gali ke

"Tadfte hai kitne zalim tujhko samj na aaya,

kar lenge khudkhushi hum one day teri gali me,

hum dhund lenge koi didar ka bahana,

becha karege ande teri gali me"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Lagta hai barish ko bhi Kabz ho gyi hai,

mosam to banta hai par barish aati nhi"

Lagta hai barish ko bhi Kabz ho gyi hai

"Hum tumhari yad me ro-ro kar tab bhar diye,

tum itne bewafa nikle ki naha kar chal diye"

"mohubbat me kharcho ki badi lambi kahani hai,

kabhi film dikhani hai to kabhi shopping karani hai,

master roz kahta hai kahan hai fees ke paise,

use kaise samjau ki mujhe chori patani hai"

"Hasino se mile nazre attrection ho bhi sakta hai,

chade fever mohubbat ka to action ho bhi sakta hai,

hasino ko musibat tum samajh kar dur hi rahna,

ye english dwaye hai reaction ho bhi sakta hai"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Chirago me itna noor na hota,

to tanha dil majboor nhi hota,

hum aapse milne zaroor aate,

agar aapka ghar itna dur na hota"

"Marna hai to maro apne batan ke liye,

kyu marte hai ek dulahan ke liye,

ishq ki galiyo me khichkar mare jaoge,

koi chanda bhi na dega kafan ke liye"

Marna hai to maro apne batan ke liye

"Humse mohubbat ka dikhaba na kiya kar,

hume malum hai tere wafa ki degree farzi hai"

"Roya hai fursat se koi koi meri tarah sari rat yakinan,

warna rukhrat-e-march me yahan barsat nhi hoti"

"Na wafa ka zikr hoga, na wafa ki bat hogi,

ab mohubbat jis se bhi hogi, gehun katne ke bad hogi"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"jelar- suna hai ki tum shayar ho kich sunao yar

kaidi- gum-e-ulfat me jo zindgi kati hamari,

jis din zmanat huyi zindgi khatam tumhari"

"Aapki surat mere dil me esi bas gyi hai,

jaise ek chote se darwaze me bhains fas gyi hai"

"Nazre mili to bekhyal ho gye,

nazre jhukhi to sawal ho gye,

aur itna ghumaya use pyar me,

shopping krate krate kangal ho gye"

Nazre mili to bekhyal ho gye

"Na talwar ki dhar se na goliyo ki bochar se,

danda darta hai to sirf apne baap ki mar se"

"Aankho se aankhe milakar to dekho,

ek bar hmare pas aakar to dekho,

milna chahege sabh log tumse,

ek bar mere dost sabun se naha kar to dekho"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Esi aapki wife ho, jenas jiski tite ho,

chehra jiska white ho, balo me style ho,

honto par smile ho, india ki paidayish ho,

saas ki sewa jiski khwayish ho,

esi aapki wife ho, to kya hasin life ho"

"Ye barish ka mosam bohut tadfata hai,

wo bas muje hi dil se chchta hai,

lekin wo milne aaye bhi to kaise,

uske pas na rainkot hai na chata hai"

"Taj mahal kya chij hai,

hum is se bhi achi imarat bana denge,

sahajaha ne mumtaj ko murda dafnaya tha,

hum tujhe zinda hi dafna denge"

"Kahte hai ki pyar ki raho pe chalna aasan nhi,

mene bhi kal chal ke dekha mujhe to rasta thik hi lga"

"Ae dost wiski ko kafan me bandh lo,

kabar me baith kar piya krege,

in ladkiyo se mila hai dhokha,

churel se setting kiya krege"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Muskana to har ladki ki ada hai,

jo ise pyar samjhe wo sabse bada gadha hai"

Muskana to har ladki ki ada hai

"Dil do kisi ek ko, wo bhi kisi nek ko,

jab tak na mile koi, try karte raho har ek ko"

"Tarif ke kabil hum kahan,

charcha to aapki chalti hai,

sab kuch to hai aapke pas,

bas sing aur punch ki kami khalti hai"

"Aasman jitna neela hai,

surajmukhi jitna peela hai,

pani jitna geela hai,

aapka scruw utna hi dhila hai"

"Andhkar ke ghor timir me hansne ke bad rulati hai,

tanhayi aur gum hai sath ye zindgi tadfati hai,

meri halat bhi mujse jalti aur ruth jati hai,

jab aainstian aur nutan sang yad tumhari aati hai"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Ek bewafa ki yad me hum khch khas ho gye,

pahle hum lota the par ab gilas ho gye"

Ek bewafa ki yad me hum khch khas ho gye

"Nakhre hai aapke toba-toba,

gazab aapka style hai,

message to aap bhi karte nhi,

bas halla macha ke rakha hai,

hmare pas bhi mobile hai"

"Ye mohubbat nhi, usul-e-wafa hai ae dost,

hum jaan to de denge jaan ka number nhi denge"

"Ishq ka jisko khab aa jata hai,

samjo uska wakt kharab aa jata hai,

mehbub aay na aaye,

par tare gin ne ka hisaab aa jata hai"

"Kitna sharif shaks hai biwi pe fida hai,

us pe ye kamal hai ki apni pe fida hai"

"Umar ki rah me jajbat badal jate hai,

wakt ki aandhi me halat badal jate hai,

sochta hu kam kar kar ke record tod du,

kamwakt salery dekh ke khyalat badal jate hai"

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Uski gali se guzre to uski rangoli bhi dekh aaye,

gazab ki banati hai,

hume to laga tha bas muh banana aata hoga"

"Aashik pagal ho jate hai pyar me,

baki kasar puri ho jati hai intzaar me,

magar ye dilruba nhi samjti,

wo to golgape or papdi khati firti hai bazar me"

"Aankho se aansuo ki vidayi kar lo,

dil se gamo ki judayi kar lo,

agar fir bhi dil na lage kahin,

to mere ghar ki putayi kar do"

Aankho se aansuo ki vidayi kar lo

Funny Shayari In Hindi

"Mohubbat bhi usi din cho di thi galib,

jab usne kaha tha ki,

papiyo ke paise alag or jhpiyo ke paise glag"

"Meri sanso me jo samaya bohut lagta hai,

wohi shaks muje praya bhi bohut lagta hai,

unse milne ki tamnna bohut hai magar,

aane jane me kiraya hi bohut lagta hai"

"Nigahe aaj bhi us shaks ko badi shiddat se talash kar rhi hai,

jisne kaha tha, bas 10th kar lo aage pdayi aasan hai"

Dosto umid karte hai ki yahan diye gye sabhi hindi shayari and whatsapp status aap sabhi ko khud pasand aaye honge yahan diye gye sabhi shayari and status hum aapke liye khastor par chun kar late hai. App in sabhi shayari ko apne friends and apne lover ke sath facebook aur whatsapp par share kar unke dil me apne liye khas jagah bna sakte hai.

Dosto agar aap bhi shayari likhna pasand karte hai to aap hume submit shayari option par ja kar hme apni shayari bhej sakte hai.