Hindi Jokes | Jokes in hindi | Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai | Kabhi Hans Bhi Liya Karo | Hansi Ka Tadka | Comedy In Hindi
Hello dosto aaj ke is pot me hum aapko hansane ki puru puru koshish krenge. Dosto dukh to har kisi ki life me hota hai, lekin hume dukh me bhi hansne ki koshish karni chahiye. Kyuki zindgi ki yahi reet hai kabhi khushi to kabhi gam. Isliye dosto hume hmesha muskurate hi rahna chahiye.
Dosto aaj hum aapke liye chun kar kuch ache ache jokes in hindi le kar aaye hai. Umeed karte hai ki ye jokes aapko bohut hansayege. Aap in sabhi jokes ko apne friends ke sath facebook aur whatsapp par share kre aur apne dosto ko bhi hansane ki koshish kre.
Jokes in hindi | Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
1) Ramu jangal me ja rha tha... tabhi ek snake ne use pair se kat liya......
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Ramu ko gussa aaya aur tang aage karke bola........
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le kaat le jitna kaatna hai kat le.........
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snake ne fir 3-4 bar kata aur thak kar bola, tu insaan hai ya bhoot?
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Ramu bola: me to insaan hi hu lekin saale mera ye pair nakli hai...
2) Saas: mene kitni bar kaha hai bahu ki bindi laga kar hi bahar jaya kro.....
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Bahu: par jenas top me bindi kon lagata hai maa ji....
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Saas bhi nehle pe dehla markar boli...
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Mene kab kaha jenas pe laga, mathe par laga bohu rani
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
3) Santu apni panno rani se: Kya me pahla ladka hu jiske liye tum park me aayi aur itna pyar kiya?
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Panno rani: itrate huye! are yar, ye tum sabh ladke ye ek sawal zarur puchte ho..
4) Champu bus nadhi me girne ki janch ke wakt driver se:
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Bus nadhi me kaise ghir gyi?
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Driver: Mujhe kuch nhi pta sabah..
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champu: yad karke btao huaa kya tha?
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driver: ji, us din condactor nhi aaya tha aur jab bus nadhi me giri me piche wale yatriyo se kiraya le raha tha...
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
Aajkal ke is tanab bhari lifestyle me hansna bohut hi zaruri hai. ghar se office aur office se ghar bas ek insaan ki zindgi yahi tak seemit ho gyi hai. Iska ilzam ye huaa ki hum apne liye time nhi nikal pate. Lekin aapki esi problem ko dur karne ke liye hum aapke din ki achi shuruaat ke liye kuch ese mazedaar jokes lekar aaye hai jinhe pad kar aapka din ban jayega.
5) Ek ladka class me ek ladki ko chupke-chupke dekha karta tha.....
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Ek din ladka bola: I LOVE YOU.......
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Ladki: agar me bhi I LOVE YOU bolu to tuko kaisa lagega?
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Ladka: janu me to khushi se mar jaunga...
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Ladki badi chalak nikli....
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Tirchi nazre ghuma ke boli: ja nhi bolti.... jee le apni zindgi...
6) Log kahte hai saheli aur haveli aasani se nhi milti...........
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Hum kahte hai bande me dam hona chahiye.......
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saheli fon pe aur haveli lon par ban jati hai
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
7) Teacher: Newton ka niyam batao...
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Ladka: sir puri line to pata nhi.... last ka yad hai...
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Teacher: chalo last ka hi sunao......
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Ldka:......Aur ise hi newton ka niyam kahte hai....
8) Wife: me mayake tabhi jaungi agar aap mujhe chodne aayege.........
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Husband: manjoor hai par wada kro..... ghar bhi tum tabhi aaogi jab me tumhe lene aaunga......
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
9) Sir ne class me pucha: Ek mahan scienctist ka naam btao?
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Ladka: Aalya bhat !
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Sir: Danda hath me lekar.............yeh sikhe ho aajtak?
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Dusra: ye totla hai sir, ..... aaryabhat bol raha hai.....
Jokes in hindi | Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai
10) Wife: Please meri taraf muh kar ke so jao...........
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mujhe bohut dar lag rara hai...........
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Husband: Acha !! Bas apni hi chinta hai.........
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me bhale hi dar dar ke mar jau....
11) Ek engineer student apne ghar ki chat par khada tha....
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padosi: to beta ab aage hya socha hai......
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student: bas uncle tanki bharte hi motar band kar dunga....
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
12) Ek satsang ke dooran: sant pravachan karte huye.....
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jo is janam me nar hai wo agle janam me bhi nar hi hoga...
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aur jo is janam me nari hai wo agle janam me bhi nari hi hogi....
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utne me ek budiaa uth kar jane lagi...
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sant: kahan jaa rhi ho ese uth kar?
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budiaa: jab agle janam me bhi rotiya hi banani hai to satsang sun kar kya fayada........
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
13) koi btayega filmo me use hone wale takiye (pillow) kahan milte hai?
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jis se ladte-ladte hero heroine.... uske parkhache uda dete hai....?
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ek hmare ghar ka takiya hai aaj mmi ne mara to..... 2 min ke liye koma me chala gya
14) Do padosan aapas me bat kar rahi thi.......
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pahali padosan: tumhe pata hai 24 year tak mera koi bacha nhi huaa.....
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Dusri padosan: to fir tune kya kiya.....?
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pahali padosan: jab me 24 saal ki huyi tab gharwalo ne jaa ke miri shadi karwayi...... fir kahin jaa ke munna huaa... :-)
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Dusri padosan ICU me bharti hai........
15) Jis tarah se bank roz nye nye charge laga rhe hai......
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wo din door nhi....
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jab aap apne bank se niklege aur aapka face CCTV me aa jaye to.......
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aapke account se 101 rupay muh dikhayi ke kat liye jayege......
16) Mmi (apne bete se gusse me): Nalayak kahi ka tu apne baal kyu nhi katwata.....?
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Ladka: kya dikkat hai maa.... ye aajkl ka faishan hai....
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Mmi (gusse se): Aag lge is faishan ko.....
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ladke wale tere bahan ko dekhne aaye the tujhe pasand kar ke chale gye......
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
17) Ladki (pyar se apne boyfriend se kahti hai): me to manti hu ki shadi ek lotari hai...........?
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Ladka (gusse se): tumhe man na hai to mano par me nhi manta.....
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Ladki: kyu?......esa kyu.....?
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Ladka: kyuki lotri me dobara kismat aazmane ka moka milta hai..............
18) Girlfriend khush hokar: Jaanu suno na mere papa ne mujhe nya mobile diya hai.......
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Boyfriend: are wah kon si compny ka ??
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Grilfriend: lawaris...!
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Boyfriend: are jahil ladki ko lawaris nhi..... LAVA IRIS hai....
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
19) Ek ladke ki nyi nyi shadi huyi......... pahli bar sasural gya....
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saali se bola..... Aapke village me sabse mashoor chij kya hai.....
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Saali: Ek hi chij mashoor thi wo bhi aap le gye.....
20) Nandu papa mujhe DJ khrid kar de do.....
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Papa: nhi dunga tu logo ko tang karega.......
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nandu: nhi papa, me kisi ko tang nhi kruga.........
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jab sab so jayege me tab bajaunga........
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| Hansna Bhi Zruri Hai |
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