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Top Funny Jokes In Hindi

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1) Aaj wo phone par boli...
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kya...tum hume yad karte ho..?
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Mene kaha...
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yad karna itna aasan hota to 10th me top na kar jate hum..!!

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2) Ek jagah par bord lga tha..
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100 rupay me Prime Minister ban-ne ka tarika sikho..
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Main andar gya to dekha...
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Kmine chay banana sikha rhe the..!!

3) Ullu hi ek esa shabd hai,
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jise bolne par..
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muh bhi ullu jaisa ban jata hai..
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(bdi jaldi try karke dekh liya) AAPNE....!!

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4) Wo aadmi bhi kya minded khopri wala rha hoga...
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Jisne kaan par bidi tangne ka aavishkar kiya...!!

5) Bharat me kisi bhi bimari ka ek hi ramban illaj hota hai..
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SO JAA TU
thodi der bad khud thik ho jayega...!!

6) Jo log hmesha office me over time karte hai..
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kya wo sabse mehnti hoga..??
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nhi..
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ya to wo biwi se tang hai..
ya wo office me kisi ke sang hai...!!

7) Pen kho jaye to nya le sakte hai lekin,
uska dhakan kho jaye to nya nhi le sakte,
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Isliye jeevan me hmesha ek baat yad rakhna..
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pen hmesha tichuk-tichuk wala hi lena...!!

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8) Police wale ne pucha :- itni kyu pee rkhi hai..??
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Shrabi :- kya kru majboori thi...
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Police wala :- kya majboori...
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Shrabi :- botal ka dhakan kho gya tha...!!

9) Mmi boli :- tu kisi shadi me kyu nhi nachta..
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Me bola :- nachti to ladkiya hai..
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Hum to bhole ke bhagt hai pee kar tandav karte hai....!!

10) Bhagwan :- Kya chahiye tujhe..
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Kaka :- Ek nokri, paise se bhara huaa kamra, sakoon ki nind aur garmi se chutkara..
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bhagwan :- t-thastu...
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Aaj kaka ATM me Gard hai....!!

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11) Ladki mandir gyi...
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aur shadi ke liye pray karne lagi,
to sharma gyi.....
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kahne lgi hey bhagwan main apne liye nhi mangti......
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bas meri mmi ko ek khubsurat damad de do...
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Pray kabool huyi aur uski choti bahan ki shadi ho gyi..
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Moral :- (Pray ki over acting na kre...)....!!

12) Chahe sabke ache din aa jaye.......
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par golgappe aur riksha walo ke kabhi ache din nhi aayege...
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wo ladkiyo ke bhyiya the, bhayiya hai aur bhayiya hi rhege...!!

13) Maths se preshan ek student teachar se...
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agar zero ki khoj aaryabhat ne ki thi, aur aaryabhat ka janam kalyug me huaa...
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to us se pahle 100 korav aurravan ke 10 sar ki ginti kisne ki thi...??
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POINT TO BE NOTED
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guru jee avkash lekar answer ki khoj me bhatak rhe hai.....!!

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14) Teacher ne exam me 4 page ka assay likhne ko diya...
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Topic tha..."aalas kya hai"
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Ek student ne 3 page khali chod kar 4th page par bde bde latter me likha.....
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Yahi aalas hai...
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Guru jee ne ritayrment le lii...!!

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15) Teacher :- bharat se videsh jan wali pahli mhila kon thi....
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chinu :- Sita....shri-lanka..gyi hai...
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teacher behosh....!!

16) Teacher :- btao tum itihas purush me kis-se sab se jyada nafrat karte ho....
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bacha :- raja ram mohan ray se...
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teacher :- kyu..??
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Bacha :- usi ne baal biwah band karwaya tha....
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warna aaj hum bhi biwi bacho wale hote...!! 

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17) Thand ka kahar esa hai ki...
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aaj kl to chor bhi kuch esa dhamki dete hai....
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Tumhare paas jo bhi hai, sab nikal do warna thanda pani dal dunga..!!

18) Santa nokar se :- Zra dekh to bahar suraj nikta ya nhi..?
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nokar :- bahar to andhera hai...
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santa :- are to torch jalakar dekh le kamchor...!!

19) Santa :- hum pati-patni tamil sikhna chahte hai...
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banta :- wo kyu..?
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santa :- humne ek tamil bacha god liya hai...
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hum sochte hai jab wo bolne lage to us se pahle pahle hum tamil sikh le..!!

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20) Santa :- Doctor sahab 2 saal pahle mujhe bukhar aaya tha..
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doctor :- to ab kya..??
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santa :- aapne nhane ko mna kiya tha,
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Aaj idar se guzar raha tha to socha ki puchta chalu.."ab nha lu kya"...!!

21) Santa ka sar fat gya...
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Doctor :- ye kaise huaa..??
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santa :- main int se pathar tod raha tha...
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Ek aadmi ne mujse kaha, :- kabi khopdi ka bhi use kiya kar....!!

22) Santa :- aaj fir mujhe aaliya bhatt ko kiss karne ko dil kar rha hai...
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banta :- kya..?? tum pahle bhi aaliya ko kiss kar chuke ho..?
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santa :- nhi, ek bar pahle bhi dil kiya tha.....!!

23) Santa ek baar Double decker wali bus me chad gya....
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conductor ne use upar bhej diya, Santa thodi hi der me bhagta huaa wapis aaya aur bola...
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Saale marwayega kya upar to driver hi nhi hai...!!

24) Santa ped par ulta latka huaa tha...
Banta ne pucha :- kya ho gya..
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Santa :- kuch nhi sir dard ki goli khayi hai.... kahi pet me na chali jaye....!!

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25) Biwi :- suno jee, jab hamari nyi nyi shadi huyi thi,
to jab me khana bna kar lati thi to tum khud kam khate the....
mujhe jyada khilate the...
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santa :- To...??
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biwi :- to ab esa kyu nhi karte....
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Santa :- kyuki ab tum acha khana bnana sikh gyi ho....!!

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