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Funny Jokes In hindi

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Funny Jokes In hindi 

Funny Jokes In hindi

1) Ladki : Activa kyu le rhe ho...? Koi stylish si bike lo na
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Ladka : Wo kay hai na namkeen, daru, soda lane ke liye bike me dikki nhi na hoti.....
tu ye sab pakadkar baithegi...?
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Ladki : Activa le lo... me bhi chala lungi....!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

2) Ladka ladki ko apni kar me bitha kar le jaa rha tha....
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ladki : hum kahan jaa rhe hai...?
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Ladka : long drive pe...
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ladki : wow pahle kyu nhi btaya...
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ladka : Mujhe khud abhi pta chala...
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ladki : kaise..?
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Ladka: breck nhi lag rhi.........!!

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3) Do ladkiya aapas me bate kar rhi thi...
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pahli ladki : Aaj ke bad kisi bhi ladke par bishbas nhi krugi, sab saale jhute dokhebaz aur kamine hote hai....
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dusri ladki : Kyu kya huaa..? tere boyfriend ne tujhe kuch kaha kya....
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pahli ladki : naam mat le us dokhebaaz ka....me to aaj ke bad uska muh bhi nhi dekhugi....
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dusri ladki ne hairani se pucha : kyu, esa kya ho gya...? kya tumne use kisi aur ladki ke sath pakad liya kya...?
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pahli ladki : ayr nhi, usne mujhe dusre boyfriend ke sath dekh liya..........
jabki usne mujhe kal kaha tha ki wo kuch dino ke liye shahar se bahar jaa rha hai....!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

4) Kahte hai upar wale ne har kisi ke liye kisi na kisi ko bnaya hai......
kahin mere wali ne aatam-hatya to nhi kar li........pagli mil hi nhi rhi....!!

5) Sunata hu apne school ki love story...
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ek thi toper ji thi % ki rani......
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Fir....
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Fir kya...?? humne pta li...aur...fail ho gyi maharani...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi

6) Ladki ka Phone aata hai ladke ko
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ladka : ha..! kitne ka recharge karwau...?
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ladki : tumhe kya lagta hai me har baar recharge karwane ke liye fone karti hi kya ..?
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ladka : to....?
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ladki : 2 dress dilwa do na please...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

7) ladki : soo gya mera shonaa...
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ladka : han
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ladki : to fir reply kaise kiya mere shona ne....?
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ladka : main shone ka baap bol rha hu....bahurani so jao ab....exam hai kal tere shone kaa.......agar fail ho gya na tera shona...to main tere shone ko itna maruga ki sone layak nhi bchega.....samjhi...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

8) Girlfriend ko apni palko par baitha lo... dekar har khushi usko...uske sare gam chura lo....
pyar kro usko uski saheli ke samne itna ki..... uski saheli bhi kahe jaanu mujhe bhi pta lo...!!

9) Tum Message ki baat karti ho baby....
hum to exam me questions seen kar ke chod aate hai...!!

10) Ladki : tum paidal kyu aa rhe ho Auto se aana chahiye tha na.....
ladka : Tumne hi to kaha tha dhire dhire se meri zindgi me aana...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi

11) GF : mere papa me mujhe nya mobile khrida hai...
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BF : are wah, kon si compny ka hai...
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GF : lawaris..!!
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BF : are akal li andhi wo lawaris nhi LAVA IRIS hai.

Funny Jokes In hindi 

12) BF : kya tum janti ho ki sangeet me itni shakti hai ki pani garam ho sakta hai....
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GF : Ha zarur, kyu nhi...... Jab tumhara gana sun kar kera khoon khol sakta hai to, pani kyu nhi...!!

13) ladka : Ek hi kapde pahan kar roz ghumti ho ajeev nhi lagta...?
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ladki : ye meri office uniform hai...sale berojgaar...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

14) Ladki ka mobile balance khatan ho jata hai....wo customer care col karti hai aur puchti hai.....
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1 msg 10 logo ko ek sath bhejna hai kaise bheju..?
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Customer care : Kya message hai..?
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ladki : janu, mera balance khatm ho gya jaldi se 100 ka recharge karwa do...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi

15) Sar dard hone par kuch der girlfriend se zarur baat kre,
kyuki zahar hi zahar ko marta hai...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

16) Ladka : tum bohut khoobsurat ho...
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ladki : ohh janu..
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ladka : tum to bilkul pariyo jaisi ho...
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ladki : sach me.....?
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ladka ha : han..!
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ladki : Aur kya kar rhe ho abhi...?
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ladka : Mazak....!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

17) ladki : janu btao jab me hansti hu to kaisi lagti hu...?
ladka : esa lagta hai jaise..Nokia 1100 hang ho gya ho...!!

18) Ladki : me shadi ke baad tumhare sare dukh bant lingi...
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ladka : par me dukhi kahan hu...?
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ladki : main shadi ke baad ki bat kar rhi hi...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi 

19) Ladki : tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho...?
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ladka : jaan se bhi jyada...
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ladki : mere liye chand tare tod kar laoge...?
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ladka : to karwa-chot kya tere baap ke takle ko dekh kar mnayege...!!

Funny Jokes In hindi

20) GF : hello..! kahan ho...?
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BF : motivate kar rha hu...
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GF : kise..?
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BF : Kise kya matlav..? tera wait kar rha hu ek ghante se moti..!!

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